The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Supermassive Black Hole
The Misheard: Supermassive Black Whore
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Real Lyric: Glaciers melting in the dead of night
The Misheard: Blue cheese melting in the dead of night
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Real Lyric: Jesus loves you more than you will know
The Misheard: She's a slushy moment you will know
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Real Lyric: I said ooh girl Shock me like an electric eel
The Misheard: Ooh girl,Club me like a baby seal
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Real Lyric: Sunday, Bloody sunday
The Misheard: Små negrar i sanden
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Real Lyric: In a couple of years they have built a home
The Misheard: With a couple of beers they have built a home
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Real Lyric: You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself...
The Misheard: You had one eye in the middle as you watched yourself...
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Real Lyric: "When I was a teenage whore, my mother asked me, she said baby what for?"
The Misheard: "When I was a teenage whore, my mother asked me if the baby was a boy."
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Real Lyric: "When you were here before, couldn't look you in the eye."
The Misheard: "When you were on the floor, couldn't look you in the eye."
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Real Lyric: "I'm mulatto, I'm albino, a mosquito, my libido."
The Misheard: "I'm a lotto, I'm albino, I'm a skate-o, my libido."
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