The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Talked to my sister late last night She gave me some advice And what she said was right Talked to my sister late last night Said I’ve got her on my mind She said it’s good I know my kind And this time maybe she’s just the one you need
The Misheard: Slept with my sister late last nightShe gave me some adviceAnd what she said was rightSlept with my sister late last nightSaid I’ve got her on my mindShe said it’s good I know my kind
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Real Lyric: I'm the pain you tasted, fell intoxicated
The Misheard: Lately, Did you ever feel the pain of the morning rain, As you soak s**ts in a bowl.
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch She reaches in and grabs right hold of your heart
The Misheard: She takes the hat pin and gives it a touchShe plunges in, it goes right straight to your heart.
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Real Lyric: I dream of love as time runs through my hand
The Misheard: I dream of love as Tyra's through my head
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Real Lyric: Cast your dancing spell my way I promise to go under it
The Misheard: Cast your dance and spill my weeI promise to go under it
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Real Lyric: But the kid is not my son
The Misheard: But the kid is not my style
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Real Lyric: Let this grove, get you to move
The Misheard: Breakfast rules, eat it for you
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Real Lyric: And here's all your lies, you could look me in the eyes With the sad, sad look that you wear so well.
The Misheard: And here's all your lies, you could look me in the eyesWith the sad, sad look that you're SOL (sh*t outta luck).
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Real Lyric: I won't share you with another boy
The Misheard: I won't share you with another whore
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Real Lyric: By day I play the part in every way, All simple, sweet, calm and collected..
The Misheard: By day I play the field in every way,But those guys better be protected..
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