The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I dream of love as time runs through my hand
The Misheard: I dream of love as Tyra's through my head
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Real Lyric: Cast your dancing spell my way I promise to go under it
The Misheard: Cast your dance and spill my weeI promise to go under it
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Real Lyric: But the kid is not my son
The Misheard: But the kid is not my style
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Real Lyric: Let this grove, get you to move
The Misheard: Breakfast rules, eat it for you
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Real Lyric: And here's all your lies, you could look me in the eyes With the sad, sad look that you wear so well.
The Misheard: And here's all your lies, you could look me in the eyesWith the sad, sad look that you're SOL (sh*t outta luck).
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Real Lyric: I won't share you with another boy
The Misheard: I won't share you with another whore
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Real Lyric: By day I play the part in every way, All simple, sweet, calm and collected..
The Misheard: By day I play the field in every way,But those guys better be protected..
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Real Lyric: let me dump it. Please set it in the trumpet
The Misheard: Hey! Please, don't make me say it, the trumpet!
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Real Lyric: I look around, a lousy candle's all I found
The Misheard: I looked around, a lousy can was all I found
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Real Lyric: But there's a heavy cloud inside my head...
The Misheard: But there's a heavy clown inside my head..
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