The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: like hinges straining from the weight
The Misheard: like canned juice staining frowns away
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Real Lyric: Your magic it surrounds me.
The Misheard: You're making kids around me.
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Real Lyric: huarache sandals too
The Misheard: her raunchy sandals too
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Real Lyric: Burn like an animal
The Misheard: I feel like an atom bomb
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Real Lyric: Cadillac, Cadillac Long and dark shiny and black
The Misheard: Cadillac, CadillacLock the doors, throw me in the back
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Real Lyric: Hey Satan, paid my dues
The Misheard: Playstation! Playin' my dudes...
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Real Lyric: And I am feeling a little peculiar
The Misheard: And I drink a little tequila
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Real Lyric: Talked to my sister late last night She gave me some advice And what she said was right Talked to my sister late last night Said I’ve got her on my mind She said it’s good I know my kind And this time maybe she’s just the one you need
The Misheard: Slept with my sister late last nightShe gave me some adviceAnd what she said was rightSlept with my sister late last nightSaid I’ve got her on my mindShe said it’s good I know my kind
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Real Lyric: I'm the pain you tasted, fell intoxicated
The Misheard: Lately, Did you ever feel the pain of the morning rain, As you soak s**ts in a bowl.
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch She reaches in and grabs right hold of your heart
The Misheard: She takes the hat pin and gives it a touchShe plunges in, it goes right straight to your heart.
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