The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Caged in by razor wire, living in the DMZ!
The Misheard: Caged in, phaze your buyer, living in the DMV!
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Real Lyric: Watch it ignite, live it up tonight!
The Misheard: Watching eggnog live it up tonight!
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Real Lyric: Got a notion in my head
The Misheard: Got an ocean in my head
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Real Lyric: Hey yeah, shake-shake your *ss now
The Misheard: You fell asleep By Lucy Scoop Directly fis**ty shop
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Real Lyric: I Hate You! I Hate You! I Hate You! I Hate You!
The Misheard: Cuz Achoo! Cuz Achoo! Cuz Achoo! Cuz Achoo!
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Real Lyric: Vanity's her only charity.
The Misheard: Manatees are only charity.
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Real Lyric: Love me, love me, sweet cowardice
The Misheard: Love me, love me, sweet Commodus
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Real Lyric: Love is like oxygen
The Misheard: Love is like hot chicken
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Real Lyric: Lordy, Mama, light my fuse.
The Misheard: Lordy, Mama, bite my shoes.
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Real Lyric: Nomad vagabond
The Misheard: No man bang-a-thon
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