The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Gonna dress you up in my love.
The Misheard: Gonna dress you up in Mylar™.
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Real Lyric: Can you stop the Cavalry?
The Misheard: Can you stop the Carvery?
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Real Lyric: Mary Bradley waits at home in the nuclear fall-out zone
The Misheard: Mary gladly waits at homeIn the nuclear fall-out zone
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Real Lyric: Wreckless love
The Misheard: Breakfast love
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Real Lyric: They tried to make me go to rehab, I said, "No, no, no"
The Misheard: God tried to make me go to rehab, I said, "No, no, no"
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Real Lyric: "I try to walk away and I stumble; tho I try to hide it, it's clear; my world crumbles when you are not near"
The Misheard: "I try to work away and I fumble; tho I try to hide it, it's clear; I wear goggles when you are not near"
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Real Lyric: Sad but true
The Misheard: Sad butt roll
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Real Lyric: Oh, shoplifters of the world Unite and take over
The Misheard: Oh, shoplifters of the worldUnite and take a bow
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Real Lyric: Freak out...
The Misheard: Pretty cow...
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Real Lyric: Don't throw your hand in
The Misheard: Don't blow your head off
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