The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Shake it like a polaroid picture
The Misheard: Shake it like a motorised pizza
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Real Lyric: Your breath is my breath.
The Misheard: Your bread is my bread.
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Real Lyric: Spare him his life from this monstrosity
The Misheard: Spare him his life from this monster setee
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Real Lyric: I looked at God, he winked at me I made this mess myself
The Misheard: I looked at God, he winked at me I may just mess myself
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Real Lyric: Smooth Operator
The Misheard: Soothe of a red eye
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Real Lyric: Soon you will come to know When the bullet hits the bone
The Misheard: See you're a garden gnomeWhen the bullet hits the bone
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Real Lyric: It must have been love, but it's over now.
The Misheard: It must have been love, but I'm sober now.
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Real Lyric: Gonna dress you up in my love.
The Misheard: Gonna dress you up in Mylar™.
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Real Lyric: Can you stop the Cavalry?
The Misheard: Can you stop the Carvery?
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Real Lyric: Mary Bradley waits at home in the nuclear fall-out zone
The Misheard: Mary gladly waits at homeIn the nuclear fall-out zone
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