The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: We'll turn a blind eye if you burn a poor man
The Misheard: We'll turn a blind eye if you burn a porn mag
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Real Lyric: I'm sorry I'm bad. I'm sorry I'm blue.
The Misheard: I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry I'm Bill.
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Real Lyric: Love is like Oxygen You get too much it makes you high, not enough you're gonna die
The Misheard: Love is like OxycotinYou get too much it makes you high,not enough you're gonna die
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Real Lyric: Out Is Through
The Misheard: Irish Stew
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Real Lyric: Where do we go from here? You know I'm not your only son. Where do we go from here? Stop dreaming about that shiny gun.
The Misheard: Where do we go from here?You know I'm not your only son.Where do we go from here?Stop dreaming about the synagogue
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Real Lyric: Ayy oh ayyy, you ready?
The Misheard: Better wear your rain
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Real Lyric: Consider yourself, at home Consider yourself, one of the family. We've taken to you, so strong. It's clear, we're, going to get along. Consider yourself, well in. Consider yourself, par to the furniture There isn't a lot, to spare
The Misheard: Considious elf, at homeConsidious elf, one of the family.We've taken to you, so strong.It's clear, we're, going to get along.Considious elf, well in.Considious elf, par to the furnitureThere isn't a lot, to spare
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Real Lyric: Like an atom bomb, about to Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, explode
The Misheard: I'm an Autobot,You've gotta oh, oh, oh, oh, oh explode
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Real Lyric: Seein' Right Through You Like You're Bathin' in Windex
The Misheard: Seein' Right Through You Like You're a Baby In a Windex
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Real Lyric: I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva
The Misheard: I'm a racing car that's fighting to survive, like Lady MacGyver
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