The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Out of reach
The Misheard: Batteries
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Real Lyric: Please don't ask me
The Misheard: Please don't bash me
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Real Lyric: The Doggone Girl Is Mine
The Misheard: The god damn girl is mine
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Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden.
The Misheard: I'll never leave your pizza burnin'.
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Real Lyric: R-O-C-K in the U.S.A.
The Misheard: I love chicken in the U.S.A.
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Real Lyric: Woe unto thee
The Misheard: Who ordered feet
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Real Lyric: As soon as my album goes number one, I'm still living like a roller with forty diamonds
The Misheard: As soon as my apple blows its top , I'm still living like a polar bear with diamonds
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Real Lyric: if you like it then you'd better put a ring on it
The Misheard: is that your lighter then you'd better put your name on it
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Real Lyric: Why does love always feel like a battlefield, a battlefield, a battlefield?
The Misheard: Why does love always feel like a bound feet, a bound feet, a bound feet?
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Real Lyric: I Can't Take This Stuff No More-yah!
The Misheard: Your children have pneumonia!
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