The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Do you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
The Misheard: Do you throw them over your shoulder like a cotton pickin' soldier?
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Real Lyric: Money, money, money. Must be funny. In a rich man's world.
The Misheard: Mummy, mummy, mummy. Must be from me. In a witches' swirl.
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Real Lyric: another turning point a fork stuck in the road time grabs you by the wrists directs you where to go so make the best of this test and don't ask why.
The Misheard: another turning point a fork stuck in a toad, the toad grabs you by the neck and strangles you to and fro, so make the best of this death and don't ask why.
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Real Lyric: Don't go sharing your emotions
The Misheard: Hose dough hairy carry motion
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Real Lyric: Now time for me is nothing 'cause I'm counting no age.
The Misheard: Now the top of me is nothing 'cause I'm cutting new age.
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Real Lyric: That my heart won't beat again.
The Misheard: And my heart won't Peter Kay.
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Real Lyric: My cup is full with sweet iniquity And you thought I was a lady
The Misheard: My c**k is full with sweet iniquityAnd you thought I was a lady
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Real Lyric: Through the force in each other
The Misheard: Through the force in the shower
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Real Lyric: Hard as iron Sharp as steel Stop for no man
The Misheard: Hard as iron Sharp as steel Stub my toenail
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Real Lyric: Get your armor
The Misheard: Get it Sharonda
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