The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Our love is like water
The Misheard: Our love is like Walter
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Real Lyric: And I don't think I have ever seen a soul so in despair
The Misheard: And I dont' think I have ever heard a slow slong in this place
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Real Lyric: Lay her down as priest does, should the lord be a countin
The Misheard: Lay her down as priest does, should the lord, the accountant
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Real Lyric: Spending all my money On a Saturday night
The Misheard: Singin really sh*ttyOn a Saturday night
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Real Lyric: Another night in any town
The Misheard: Another sh*tty 80's song
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Real Lyric: Can you take me high enough?
The Misheard: Can you take me outta here?
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Real Lyric: I don't think you're ready for this jelly
The Misheard: I don't think you're ready for fish jelly
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Real Lyric: Do you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
The Misheard: Do you throw them over your shoulder like a cotton pickin' soldier?
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Real Lyric: Money, money, money. Must be funny. In a rich man's world.
The Misheard: Mummy, mummy, mummy. Must be from me. In a witches' swirl.
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Real Lyric: another turning point a fork stuck in the road time grabs you by the wrists directs you where to go so make the best of this test and don't ask why.
The Misheard: another turning point a fork stuck in a toad, the toad grabs you by the neck and strangles you to and fro, so make the best of this death and don't ask why.
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