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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Pussycat Dolls

    Song: When I Grow Up

    Real Lyric: When i grow up, i wanna be famous, drive nice cars. I wanna have groupies.

    The Misheard: When i grow up, i won't hit walls, ride to Mars. I wanna have boobies.

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    Artist: Jack Johnson

    Song: Holes To Heaven

    Real Lyric: There we were stuck in Port Blaire

    The Misheard: There we were stuck in foreplay

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    Artist: Iyaz

    Song: Replay

    Real Lyric: It's like my Ipod's stuck on replay

    The Misheard: It's like my eyeballs stuck a replay

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    Artist: Ten Years After

    Song: I'd Love To Change The World

    Real Lyric: Everywhere is freaks and hairies D*kes and fairies - tell me where is sanity?

    The Misheard: Everywhere are freaks and ferretsD*kes in Harrod's - tell me where is sanity?

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    Artist: Papa Roach

    Song: Harder Than A Coffin Nail

    Real Lyric: I’m harder than a coffin nail I’ve been to heaven; I’ve been to hell

    The Misheard: I’m harder than a coffin nailI’ve banged to heaven; I’ve banged to hell

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    Artist: Oomph!

    Song: Träumst Du?

    Real Lyric: Träumst du mit mir heut Nacht Springst du mit mir heut Nacht

    The Misheard: Träumst Du make me hard nowSpringst du make me hard now

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    Artist: Robert Parker

    Song: Barefootin'

    Real Lyric: barefootin'

    The Misheard: blackpuddin'

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough

    Real Lyric: Keep On With The Force Don't Stop

    The Misheard: Keep on with the postal strike!

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    Artist: Beyonce

    Song: Diva

    Real Lyric: I'm a I'm a, a diva

    The Misheard: I'm a, I'm a pretty girl

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    Artist: Cranberries

    Song: Zombie

    Real Lyric: With their tanks and their bombs.

    The Misheard: With their time and their bombs

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