The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
The Misheard: I'm a party girl, in a party world
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Real Lyric: Hey ho, let's go
The Misheard: I O let's go
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Real Lyric: Your own personal Jesus, someone to hear your prayers, someone who cares, your own personal Jesus, someone who's there, lift up the receiver I'll make you a believer, reach out touch faith!
The Misheard: Your own personal Jesus (pronounced: Hay-Sues),Someone to trim the shrubs, Someone who mows, Your own personal Jesus, Someone to lay the sod, Someone who blows, See em' at Home Depot or sometimes even Star Nursery, Reach out touch rakes!
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Real Lyric: I'm not crazy I'm just a little unwell, I know right now you can't tell, but stay awhile and maybe then you'll see a different part of me.
The Misheard: I'm not crazy I'm just a little inbread, I know right now you can tell, just stay awile and maybe then you'll see a scary side of me.
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Real Lyric: Cause I'm already standing on the ground.
The Misheard: Cause I'm already standing on a cow.
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Real Lyric: I'm a fight a man tonight
The Misheard: I'm a bloody Mennonite
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Real Lyric: Hummingbird don't fly away, fly away
The Misheard: I'm in search of mother, mother
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Real Lyric: Pour some sugar on me
The Misheard: Pour some sugar on mud
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Real Lyric: If I knew then ,What I know now I wouldn't have said
The Misheard: If I knew then ,What I know now I wouldn't have SEX
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Real Lyric: you push me you pull me
The Misheard: you f**k me you blow me
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