The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Pressure, pushing down on me Pressing down on you no man ask for
The Misheard: Pressure, pushing down on mePressing down on you, your an a$$hole
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Real Lyric: know my suffragette city
The Misheard: gonna suck on your tittie
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Real Lyric: Later we'll have some pumpkin pie, And we'll do some caroling
The Misheard: Later we'll have some funkin pie, And we'll do some caroling
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Real Lyric: My heart is still divided
The Misheard: My arse is still divided
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Real Lyric: Sleek big cat, bible black
The Misheard: Sleep bacon, light bulb laughing
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Real Lyric: I'm your yankee doodle dandy in a gold Rolls Royce
The Misheard: I nearly did my Jimmy in a flawed Rolls Royce.
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Real Lyric: I'm your venus
The Misheard: I'm your penis
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Real Lyric: I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
The Misheard: I'm a party girl, in a party world
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Real Lyric: Hey ho, let's go
The Misheard: I O let's go
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Real Lyric: Your own personal Jesus, someone to hear your prayers, someone who cares, your own personal Jesus, someone who's there, lift up the receiver I'll make you a believer, reach out touch faith!
The Misheard: Your own personal Jesus (pronounced: Hay-Sues),Someone to trim the shrubs, Someone who mows, Your own personal Jesus, Someone to lay the sod, Someone who blows, See em' at Home Depot or sometimes even Star Nursery, Reach out touch rakes!
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