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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Captain Jack

    Song: Captain Jack

    Real Lyric: Go left, go right, go pick up the step, go left, go right, go left

    The Misheard: Go let the record pick up the step, go let the record lay-o

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    Artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Song: Scar Tissue

    Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share, this lonely view...

    The Misheard: Well the birds of sh*t, this longly shoe...

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    Artist: Lily Allen

    Song: Everyone's At It

    Real Lyric: So your daughter's depressed, we'll get her straight on the Prozac But little do you know she already takes crack

    The Misheard: So your daughter's depressed, we'll get her straight on the ProzacBut loving you, no, she already takes crack

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    Artist: David Bowie

    Song: Changes

    Real Lyric: Changes - turn and face the strain

    The Misheard: Changes - turn and face the train

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    Artist: Bob Dylan

    Song: Hurricane

    Real Lyric: And the all-white jury agreed.

    The Misheard: And the old Nigerian breed.

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    Artist: Meredith Brooks

    Song: Bitch

    Real Lyric: I'm your hell, I'm your dream, I'm nothing in between, you know you wouldn't want it any other way

    The Misheard: I'm your elf, I'm your dream, I'm nothing in between you know you wouldn't want me any other way

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    Artist: Stiff Little Fingers

    Song: Alternative Ulster

    Real Lyric: There's nothing for us in Belfast,/ The pound's old, that's a pity./ OK, there's the Trident in Bangor,/ But then you walk back to the city.

    The Misheard: Nothing for us in Belfast,/ Their pan's on their toupée./ Of kisses chapped with anger,/ But you can walk back to the sea.

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    Artist: Plain White Tees

    Song: Our Time Now

    Real Lyric: Nervous hands and anxious smiles

    The Misheard: Nervous hands and ancient smiles

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    Artist: Jason Aldean

    Song: She's Country

    Real Lyric: sexy swing and walk

    The Misheard: sexy swinging balls

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    Artist: Andrew W.K.

    Song: Party Hard

    Real Lyric: Party hard, party hard, party hard.

    The Misheard: Hardy har, hardy har, hardy har.

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