The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I begged my doctor for one more line
The Misheard: I f**ked my doctor for one more night
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Real Lyric: Such a fine and natural sight
The Misheard: Such a fine amount of sun
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna find myself in
The Misheard: I'm gonna f**k myself in
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Real Lyric: The Renegade who hadn't made A tree for a pound, me
The Misheard: The Renegade who had it madeRetrieved for a bounty
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Real Lyric: At least you know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The Misheard: At least you know you can always grow a wicked 8
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Real Lyric: O tannenbaum O tannenbaum
The Misheard: O cannonball O cannonball
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Real Lyric: Some cats and rats and elephants, but Lord I'm so forlorn
The Misheard: Some cats and rats and elephants, but lordy superlorn
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Real Lyric: It's like my iPod's stuck on replay
The Misheard: I got my eyeballs stuck in the plate
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Real Lyric: Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ
The Misheard: Cheese and fries, cheese and fries
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Real Lyric: We are human after all.
The Misheard: We are human casserole.
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