The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I can slap a tornado, I can dry up a sea, yeah. When I live for the moment, There ain't no (ain't no) in me
The Misheard: I can slam a tomato,I can dry-hump a seal.When I live for the moment,There ain't no Draino in me.
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Real Lyric: Look at all the happy creatures dancing on the lawn
The Misheard: Look at all the crappy creatures crapping on the lawn
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Real Lyric: There's gonna be no love left to rye And I know that it's complicated But I'm a loser in love so baby Raise a glass to mend All the broken hearts Of all my wrecked up friends
The Misheard: There's gonna be no love left to rideAnd I know that it's complicatedBut I'm a loser in and out so babyRaise a glass to mendAll the broken heartsOf all my rectal friends
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Real Lyric: You should been rapping to the beat of my song Mr. California Paper gangsta and I'm lookin' for love Not an empty page full of stuff that means nothing But "you've been played"
The Misheard: You should been red, but to the beat of my songMr. CaliforniaPaper gangsta rawI'm lookin' for loveNot an empty page full of stuff that means nothingBut "you pimply"
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Real Lyric: Marilyn Judy Sylvia Tell 'em how you feel girls! Work your blonde (Jean) Benet Ramsey we'll haunt like Liberace Find your freedom in the music Find your Jesus Find your Kubrick
The Misheard: CarolynJew Dean SylviaTell 'em how you feel girls! Work your long day, RamseyAll hot like Liberace Find your freedom in the music Find your Jesus Find your Cupid
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Real Lyric: i was living in a world of make believe, but my best friend wrote and told me
The Misheard: i was living in a world of make believe, and my best friend owned a toupee
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Real Lyric: Say you're leaving, say goodbye
The Misheard: Say you need me, say you're mine
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Real Lyric: He could throw that speedball by you Make you look like a fool boy
The Misheard: He could throw that speedball by youMaking love like a pool boy
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Real Lyric: Lift me up, tear me down, will I last through this glorious nightmare
The Misheard: Lift me up, Jimmy Chow, we at last threw this glorious night, man.
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Real Lyric: With this gaudy tasty flair
The Misheard: With this Scotty-chasing flare
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