The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: All the young dudes...
The Misheard: Follow your dues...
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Real Lyric: tramps like us, baby, we were born to run
The Misheard: catch that bus, baby, we were born to run
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Real Lyric: So then what do you see?
The Misheard: So damn, what do you see?
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Real Lyric: I have been around the world looking for that woman girl
The Misheard: I have been around the worldlooking for that swollen girl.
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Real Lyric: I'm dying for some action
The Misheard: I diagnose some action
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Real Lyric: No, he can't read my poker face. (She's got me like nobody)
The Misheard: No, he can't read my poker face.(She ain't got no upper body)
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Real Lyric: Just boiling my blood
The Misheard: Just put it in my butt
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Real Lyric: I can slap a tornado, I can dry up a sea, yeah. When I live for the moment, There ain't no (ain't no) in me
The Misheard: I can slam a tomato,I can dry-hump a seal.When I live for the moment,There ain't no Draino in me.
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Real Lyric: Look at all the happy creatures dancing on the lawn
The Misheard: Look at all the crappy creatures crapping on the lawn
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Real Lyric: There's gonna be no love left to rye And I know that it's complicated But I'm a loser in love so baby Raise a glass to mend All the broken hearts Of all my wrecked up friends
The Misheard: There's gonna be no love left to rideAnd I know that it's complicatedBut I'm a loser in and out so babyRaise a glass to mendAll the broken heartsOf all my rectal friends
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