The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I see your face every time I dream...
The Misheard: I see your face every time I pee...
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Real Lyric: If we swallow "it’s all over" and open wide on these make-to-believe Sullen, chewed up, Sodden soliloquies, Oh, we’re sweet nothings anymore
The Misheard: If we swallow inside overAnd open wine always makes to believeSudden, chewed-upSodden solilioquies.Oh, they say nothing's anymore...
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Real Lyric: We hope to make you understand that this gross sphere is not Jah land...
The Misheard: We hope to make you overstand that this Bruce Lee nightmare land...
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Real Lyric: Promise you won't even have an attitude I'll let you sit right next to me
The Misheard: Promise you weren't even nailing that dudeUnless you're sleepin' next to me
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Real Lyric: Woah, Christian's inferno
The Misheard: Woah, green ships in farenheit
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Real Lyric: You make me happy, when skies are grey.
The Misheard: You make me happy when guys are gay
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Real Lyric: Don't forget I sold out long before you even knew my name. I sold my soul to make a record. Dip s**t man.. You bought one.
The Misheard: Don't forget I sold out long before you even knew my name. I sold my soul to make a record. Dip s**t man.. You Butt Wad.
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Real Lyric: Caught in Bad Romance
The Misheard: Caught in a bedroom mess
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Real Lyric: Home, where my thought's escapin'
The Misheard: Home, where my fox escaping
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Real Lyric: "Rudolph with your nose so bright Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
The Misheard: "Rudolph with your nose so bright Won't you guide my SLAVES tonight?"
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