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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Eagles

    Song: Desperado

    Real Lyric: Desperado

    The Misheard: Dead throttle

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    Artist: The Offspring

    Song: Self Esteem

    Real Lyric: I may be dumb, but I'm not a dweeb I'm just a sucker with no self esteem

    The Misheard: I may be dumb, but I'm not a queenI'm just a sucker with no self esteem

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    Artist: Imogen Heap

    Song: The Walk

    Real Lyric: No response on any level. Red alert this vessels under siege, Total overload, systems down, they've got control, There's no way out, We are surrounded, Give in, give in And relish every minute of it

    The Misheard: Clothes spots on any lever.Men are like this place so ever.SEIGE! Chodel-lodel-lodelThis time we got the chum.There's no way out.We are surrounded.Gimme! Gimme! For red for she will she be on it.

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    Artist: Stealers Wheel

    Song: Stuck In The Middle With You

    Real Lyric: I don't know why I came here tonight

    The Misheard: I don't know why a kid needs a knife

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    Artist: Modern Talking

    Song: In 100 Years

    Real Lyric: And your hope will not survive

    The Misheard: And your hole will not survive

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    Artist: Pet Shop Boys

    Song: Building A Wall

    Real Lyric: Back then on a bomb site, we were spies among the ruins.

    The Misheard: Batman on a bomb site, we were spies among the ruins.

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    Artist: AC/DC

    Song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

    Real Lyric: "Dirty deeds, Done dirt cheap...Dirty deeds, Done dirt cheap, Dirty deeds, Done dirt cheap...Dirty deeds and there done dirt cheap."

    The Misheard: "Dirty deeds, Thunder Chief...Dirty deeds, Thunder Chief, Dirty deeds, Thunder Chief...Dirty deeds and the Thunder Chief."

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    Artist: Lou Reed

    Song: Perfect Day

    Real Lyric: Oh it's such a perfect day, I'm glad I spent it with you

    The Misheard: Oh it's such a perfect day, how can I spend it with you?

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    Artist: Corbin Bleu

    Song: Push It

    Real Lyric: Push it, push it, it to the limit.

    The Misheard: Push sh*t, push sh*t, it to the limit.

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    Artist: Joan Baez

    Song: The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down

    Real Lyric: The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down

    The Misheard: The Night They Drove Old Pixie Down

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