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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Stealers Wheel

    Song: Stuck In The Middle With You

    Real Lyric: I don't know why I came here tonight

    The Misheard: I don't know why a kid needs a knife

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    Artist: Modern Talking

    Song: In 100 Years

    Real Lyric: And your hope will not survive

    The Misheard: And your hole will not survive

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    Artist: Pet Shop Boys

    Song: Building A Wall

    Real Lyric: Back then on a bomb site, we were spies among the ruins.

    The Misheard: Batman on a bomb site, we were spies among the ruins.

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    Artist: AC/DC

    Song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

    Real Lyric: "Dirty deeds, Done dirt cheap...Dirty deeds, Done dirt cheap, Dirty deeds, Done dirt cheap...Dirty deeds and there done dirt cheap."

    The Misheard: "Dirty deeds, Thunder Chief...Dirty deeds, Thunder Chief, Dirty deeds, Thunder Chief...Dirty deeds and the Thunder Chief."

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    Artist: Lou Reed

    Song: Perfect Day

    Real Lyric: Oh it's such a perfect day, I'm glad I spent it with you

    The Misheard: Oh it's such a perfect day, how can I spend it with you?

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    Artist: Corbin Bleu

    Song: Push It

    Real Lyric: Push it, push it, it to the limit.

    The Misheard: Push sh*t, push sh*t, it to the limit.

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    Artist: Joan Baez

    Song: The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down

    Real Lyric: The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down

    The Misheard: The Night They Drove Old Pixie Down

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    Artist: Def Leppard

    Song: Photograph

    Real Lyric: I see your face every time I dream...

    The Misheard: I see your face every time I pee...

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    Artist: Imogen Heap

    Song: Not Now But Soon

    Real Lyric: If we swallow "it’s all over" and open wide on these make-to-believe Sullen, chewed up, Sodden soliloquies, Oh, we’re sweet nothings anymore

    The Misheard: If we swallow inside overAnd open wine always makes to believeSudden, chewed-upSodden solilioquies.Oh, they say nothing's anymore...

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    Artist: Bad Brains

    Song: Re-Ignition

    Real Lyric: We hope to make you understand that this gross sphere is not Jah land...

    The Misheard: We hope to make you overstand that this Bruce Lee nightmare land...

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