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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Mariah Carey

    Song: Obsessed

    Real Lyric: Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex

    The Misheard: Got you all fired up with your nipple in your mouth, yes

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    Artist: Caramell

    Song: Caramelldansen

    Real Lyric: So ror pa era fotter O-a-a-a! Och vicka era hofter O-la-la-la! Gjör som vi Till denna melodi

    The Misheard: So look away on filmsay it wawawaor reak away from hillsingin lalalayoure so meansit down the melody

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    Artist: Sean Paul

    Song: Gimme the Light

    Real Lyric: Jus gimme the light and pass the dro Bust another bottle of moe

    The Misheard: Jus gimme the lightand pass the droPass another bacalava

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    Artist: Lordi

    Song: Blood Red Sandman

    Real Lyric: They called me the leather apron.

    The Misheard: They call me the leathery prune.

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    Artist: Imogen Heap

    Song: Not Now But Soon

    Real Lyric: I’ll hang on grab onto your feet Someone else holds tied to my shoelaces When their trouser leg tears, runs and stops at the seam to keep us dangled together Until help finds us here

    The Misheard: Oh, hang on! Grab unto your feet. Someone else hold strangle my shoelaces, when the Charles elected runs upstairs in the scene to keep us tangled together 'til help finds us here.

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    Artist: Steve Miller Band

    Song: Jungle Love

    Real Lyric: Jungle love, it's drivin' me mad...

    The Misheard: Chug-a-lug, it's drivin' me mad...

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    Artist: Ozzy Osbourne

    Song: Crazy Train

    Real Lyric: I'm going off the rails on a crazy train

    The Misheard: I'm after ray and his crazy friends

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    Artist: Eagles

    Song: Desperado

    Real Lyric: Desperado

    The Misheard: Dead throttle

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    Artist: The Offspring

    Song: Self Esteem

    Real Lyric: I may be dumb, but I'm not a dweeb I'm just a sucker with no self esteem

    The Misheard: I may be dumb, but I'm not a queenI'm just a sucker with no self esteem

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    Artist: Imogen Heap

    Song: The Walk

    Real Lyric: No response on any level. Red alert this vessels under siege, Total overload, systems down, they've got control, There's no way out, We are surrounded, Give in, give in And relish every minute of it

    The Misheard: Clothes spots on any lever.Men are like this place so ever.SEIGE! Chodel-lodel-lodelThis time we got the chum.There's no way out.We are surrounded.Gimme! Gimme! For red for she will she be on it.

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