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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Ashlee Simpson

    Song: Lala

    Real Lyric: You make me wanna lala, in the kitchen on the floor, I'll be your french maid and greet you at the door I'm like an ally cat, drink the milk up I want more

    The Misheard: You make me wanna lala, in the kitchen on the floor, I'll be a french maid and beat you at the door, I'm like an ally cat drink your milk 'till there's no more

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    Artist: Eiffel 65

    Song: Blue (Da Ba Dee)

    Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa da ba dee da ba da

    The Misheard: I'm blue I want Bieber to die.

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    Artist: Prince

    Song: 1999

    Real Lyric: Two thousand zero zero Party over, oops, out of time

    The Misheard: Two thousand zero zero Party ovaries out of time

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    Artist: Olly Murs

    Song: Dear Darlin'

    Real Lyric: I can’t stop my hands from shaking

    The Misheard: I can’t stop my *** from shaking

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    Artist: 5 Seconds of Summer

    Song: What I Like About You

    Real Lyric: When you go up, down, jump around, think about true romance.

    The Misheard: When you go up, down, jump around, think about churro mens.

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    Artist: One Direction

    Song: Stand Up

    Real Lyric: I'm a thief, I'm a thief, you can call me a thief.

    The Misheard: I'm a beef, I'm a beef, you can call me a beef.

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    Artist: Celine Dion

    Song: All by myself

    Real Lyric: All by myself, don't want to be, all by myself.

    The Misheard: Obama's elf, don't want to be, Obama's elf.

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    Artist: Macklemore

    Song: Celing can't hold us

    Real Lyric: Can we go back, this is the moment Tonight is the night, we’ll fight 'til it’s over So we put our hands up like the ceiling can’t hold us Like the ceiling can’t hold us!

    The Misheard: Here we go back, this is the moment Tonight is the night, we'll fight til it's over So we put our hands up like the ceiling fan told us Like the ceiling fan told us!

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    Artist: Billy Squier

    Song: The Stroke

    Real Lyric: Stroke Me, Stroke Me

    The Misheard: Strong Man, Strong Man

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    Artist: Taylor Swift

    Song: I Knew You Were Trouble

    Real Lyric: 'Cause I knew you were trouble when you walked in So shame on me now Flew me to places I'd never been

    The Misheard: 'Cause I knew you were Trevor when you walked in So shave on me now Blew me to places I'd never been

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