The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found
The Misheard: There must have been some magic in that oatsome happy found
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Real Lyric: If you feel like giving me a lifetime of devotion I second that emotion
The Misheard: If you feel like giving me a lifetime of devotionYou've got to set the man in motion.
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Real Lyric: drivin' nails Into the souls on the tree of pain
The Misheard: drivin' nails in the soles of the Chia Pet!
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Real Lyric: Check out my Chrissie behind It's fine all of the time
The Misheard: Check out my p*ssy behindIt's fine all of the time
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Real Lyric: I'm Fergalicious!
The Misheard: I'm burgerlicious!
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Real Lyric: you're like a great big f**king gun, just waiting to get squeezed!
The Misheard: Your like a great big f**king moth, just waiting to get some weed.
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Real Lyric: Without a sense of confidence, I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take.
The Misheard: I donned a sense condensed, I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take.
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Real Lyric: I was up above it
The Misheard: I was a muffin
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Real Lyric: My belly stings
The Misheard: My belly stinks
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Real Lyric: She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
The Misheard: She likes to pull my hairwhen I'm making cottage cheese
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