The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Buddy you're an old man, poor man Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day.
The Misheard: Buddy you're an old man, poor boyBe your rise gonna make you some pizza some day?
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Real Lyric: Shaking like a mad bull, she's got the look
The Misheard: Shaking like a man whore, she's got the look
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Real Lyric: Check, it's your move now Yeah, we're standing in this jungle Yeah, with something I have found
The Misheard: Checking Shamu now!Yeah, we're standing in this jungleYeah, with muffins I have found
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Real Lyric: Your body is a wonderland (I'll use my hands)
The Misheard: If Alice in Wonderland, I'll lose my head
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Real Lyric: I’m the light of the world, I feel grand
The Misheard: I’m the light of the world, love you gran
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Real Lyric: I never knew love before, then came you...
The Misheard: I never knew love before, thanking you...
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Real Lyric: We took this trip to garden grove It smelt like lou dog inside the van -o yeah
The Misheard: We took this trip to garden groveIt smelled like a hoo ha inside the van -oh yeah
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Real Lyric: Five minutes alone!..
The Misheard: Find me a Stallone!..
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Real Lyric: On your mother's eye, say a prayer
The Misheard: I'm your mother, I'll say a prayer.
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Real Lyric: Since the Lord saved me, I'm as happy as can be
The Misheard: Since the Lord saved me,I'm a happy effin bee
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