The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: JoJo was a man who thought he was a loner, but he knew it couldn't last
The Misheard: JoJo was a man who thought he was a woman, but was made of painted glass
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Real Lyric: In The Jungle, The Mighty Jungle The Lion Sleeps Tonight
The Misheard: In The Jungle, The Mighty Jungle The Lion Roots A Cow
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Real Lyric: Beer Goggles! Blind!
The Misheard: Are your goggles blind?!
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Real Lyric: Some silicone sister with her manager's mister
The Misheard: Come on little b***h And do the twist
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Real Lyric: Alla brudar tar på min rumpa
The Misheard: Allah, Bluto taught me Loompa
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Real Lyric: She wants to go home But nobody's home So there she lies Broken inside
The Misheard: She wants to go homeBut nobody's home So there she liesProganic side
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Real Lyric: I'm the king of wishful thinking
The Misheard: I'm the king of winkie dinkie
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Real Lyric: Charming cobras in the square
The Misheard: Johnnie Cochran's in the square
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Real Lyric: I'm just crumbling herb
The Misheard: I'm so cleverly learned
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Real Lyric: Fresh out of the pan SWEET GINGERBREAD MAN.
The Misheard: Fresh out of The Pen,SWEET GINGERBREAD MAN
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