The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: and all the little ants are marching, red and black antenna waving...
The Misheard: and all the little ants are marching, red and black and two are waving...
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Real Lyric: Oh, oh sweet child of mine
The Misheard: Oh, oh sweet cherry pie
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Real Lyric: There's no real love in you
The Misheard: There's only me loving you
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Real Lyric: I know Karate, I know Jujitsu, I drive like a gangster when I'm coming to see you
The Misheard: I know Karate, I know Jujitsu, I try to be gangster when I'm coming to see you
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Real Lyric: Soul dancing in the dark
The Misheard: Pole dancing in the park
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Real Lyric: you used to call me your dreamer
The Misheard: you used to call me your creeper
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Real Lyric: This is it, Here I stand. I’m to light up the world, I'll feel grand.
The Misheard: This is it, Here i am. I can light up the world with a can.
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Real Lyric: JoJo was a man who thought he was a loner, but he knew it couldn't last
The Misheard: JoJo was a man who thought he was a woman, but was made of painted glass
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Real Lyric: In The Jungle, The Mighty Jungle The Lion Sleeps Tonight
The Misheard: In The Jungle, The Mighty Jungle The Lion Roots A Cow
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Real Lyric: Beer Goggles! Blind!
The Misheard: Are your goggles blind?!
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