The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And you laugh most ruthlessly as you tell us what not to be
The Misheard: And you laugh most ruthlessly, as you tell us bon appetit
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Real Lyric: I shot the sheriff...
The Misheard: I stopped sharing...
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Real Lyric: Can you hear the drums Fernando
The Misheard: Can you hear the crumbs Fernando
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Real Lyric: get on your bikes and ride!
The Misheard: get off your butts and rock!
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Real Lyric: Welcome to the land of fame excess
The Misheard: Welcome to the land of flaming sex
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Real Lyric: I wanna be your brother
The Misheard: I wanna be your breakfast
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Real Lyric: running with the devil
The Misheard: flirting with the devil
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Real Lyric: Too funky, funky in here Funkity funk Funk up the air.
The Misheard: Too funky, funky in herernf**kty f**krnf**ked up the **s.
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Real Lyric: I wanna lick ya too much
The Misheard: I wanna lick your tomatoe
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Real Lyric: Sparing his life from this monstrosity
The Misheard: Standing in line for his pour sausagey
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