The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Oh Black Betty, Bamalam, Black Betty had a child, Bamalam, Damn thing gone wild..
The Misheard: Oh Black Lady in an Ambulance, Black Lady had a child, Damn the man, The damn thing gone wild..
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Real Lyric: Well somebody told me you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year.
The Misheard: Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who looked like your girlfriend then I had a better view.
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Real Lyric: I'm starting to feel a little abused like a coffee machine in an office;
The Misheard: I'm starting to feel just a little abused Like a coffee machine in an oven;
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Real Lyric: Stop this war
The Misheard: Suck c**ks, whoa!
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Real Lyric: If it's not forever; if it's just tonight
The Misheard: it's just a rubber; it's just tonight
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Real Lyric: But I'll still have a glow at Christmas because I'll be with you
The Misheard: But I still have a war with Christmasbecause of leaving you
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Real Lyric: Take it off, get some clues, your next source, your next move. We will watch, we will talk, we will talk.. Down on you're knees, we can settle these debts in the sheets.
The Misheard: Take it off, kissing queers, you like sauce, your next move. We will watch, we will talk, we will talk..Down on you're knees, we can settle these debts with sheeps.
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Real Lyric: It's all about the exposure the lens I told her
The Misheard: It's all about these sperm and the lies i told her
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Real Lyric: Free your mind and the rest will follow
The Misheard: Free your mind and your life will shatter
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Real Lyric: He led the others with a quack, quack, quack!
The Misheard: Hey Leather @ss with a crack, crack, crack.
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