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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Fergie

    Song: London Bridge

    Real Lyric: When I come to the club, step aside( oh,sh*t) Pop the seats, don't be hatin' me in the line ( oh, sh*t)

    The Misheard: When i com 2 the club, step aside( oh, snap)Part the seats, don't be hangin in the line ( oh, snap)

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: I Want It All

    Real Lyric: Adventure seeker, On an empty street

    The Misheard: Hey, Mister Seagull, On an empty street

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    Artist: Boys Like Girls

    Song: Love Drunk

    Real Lyric: I used to be love drunk, but now I'm hungover

    The Misheard: I used to be love drunk, but now I'm an ogre

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    Artist: The Fray

    Song: How to Save a Life

    Real Lyric: I would have stayed up with you all night if I had known how to save a life.

    The Misheard: I would have stayed up with you all night if I had known how to stay alive.

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    Artist: Traditional

    Song: The Lord's Prayer

    Real Lyric: Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.

    The Misheard: Lead us not into tension, but deliver us from people.

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    Artist: Lady Gaga

    Song: Bad Romance

    Real Lyric: I want your love, I don’t wanna be friends J'veux ton amour Et je veux ton revenge J'veux ton amour

    The Misheard: I want your love,And I wanna be French,J'veux ton amourEt je veux ton revengeJ'veux ton amour

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    Artist: E-Type

    Song: Free Like a Flying Demon

    Real Lyric: I wasn't sure it was a jet stall.

    The Misheard: I wasn't sure it was a Death Star.

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    Artist: Bee Gees

    Song: Night Fever

    Real Lyric: I got fire in my mind. I got higher in my walkin'. And i'm glowin' in the dark; I give you warnin'

    The Misheard: I can hide in the nightI can hide in the marketI can glowing in the darkIf you want it

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    Artist: Bjork

    Song: My Juvenile

    Real Lyric: I send warmth

    The Misheard: Ice and worms

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    Artist: Chad Kroeger

    Song: Hero

    Real Lyric: It isn't the love of a hero, that's why I fear it won't do.

    The Misheard: It isn't the love of a hero, that's what a ferret would do.

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