The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Come to where dreams are made of!
The Misheard: Come into the wintry tomato!
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Real Lyric: So I started out, for God Knows where.
The Misheard: So I started out,forgot no square.
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Real Lyric: Ev'ry time I got to thinking, where'd they disappear?
The Misheard: Ev'ry time my guests are drinking, then they disappear
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Real Lyric: My Cherie Amour, Pretty little one that I adore, You're the only one my heart beats for....
The Misheard: My Cherie Amour,Pretty little wombat I adore,You're the only one my heart beats for....
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Real Lyric: i) I sat on the roof And kicked off some moss For a few of the verses had got me quite cross ii) If I were a sculptor Or then again - no; Or a man who makes potions in a travelling show...
The Misheard: i) I sat on the roofAnd kicked off Kate Moss - For a few of her verses had got me quite crossii) If I were a sculptorOr then again - no;Or a man who makes cushions in a travelling show...
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Real Lyric: If it keeps on rainin', the levee's gonna break... All last night, sat on the levee and moaned.... It got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home
The Misheard: If I keep on strainin', the lavvy's gonna break...All last night, sat on the lavvy and moaned....It got what it takes to make a monkey man leave his home
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Real Lyric: It's a girl, my lord, In a flat-bed Ford Slowin' down to take a look at me
The Misheard: It's a girl, my lord, with a plastic swordSlowin' down to take a look at me
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Real Lyric: It wasn't until the car suddenly stopped, in the middle of a cold and barren plain; That the other guy turned and spilled Three boys' blood, did they know a trap had been lain?
The Misheard: It wasn't until the car suddenly stopped, in the middle of a cold and barren plain;Then the awful sky turned and spilledThree boys' blood in the Noah-drivin' rain...
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Real Lyric: You ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine
The Misheard: You ain't never pornographic and you ain't no friend of mine
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Real Lyric: Outside's the rain, the driving snow
The Misheard: Alsace Lorain, they got some snow
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