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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Tokio Hotel

    Song: Break Away

    Real Lyric: You are like a bitter pill, i had to take against my will

    The Misheard: You are like a bit of poo, i had to take against my will

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Happiness Is A Warm Gun

    Real Lyric: "Mother Superior jump the gun".

    The Misheard: Mother's who fear it jump the gun.

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: You Never Give Me Your Money

    Real Lyric: You never give me your money.

    The Misheard: You never give me your monkey.

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    Artist: Jay-Z

    Song: Empire State Of Mind

    Real Lyric: Concrete jungle where dreams are made of

    The Misheard: I've become the whipped cream tomato.

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    Artist: Pete Townshend

    Song: Let My Love Open The Door

    Real Lyric: Let My Love Open The Door.

    The Misheard: It might have opened the door.

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    Artist: John Mayer

    Song: Your Body is a Wonderland

    Real Lyric: You want love? We'll make it. Swim in a deep sea Of blankets.

    The Misheard: You want love?We'll make it.Swim in a deep seaOf bacon.

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Don't Tread On Me

    Real Lyric: So don't tread on me

    The Misheard: Seductor of Maine

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    Artist: Miley Cyrus

    Song: Party In The USA

    Real Lyric: Welcome to the land of fame excess

    The Misheard: Welcome to the land of fame and sex.

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    Artist: Guru Josh Project

    Song: Infinity 2008

    Real Lyric: And take your time To trust in me And you will find infinity.

    The Misheard: And take your time To trust in me And you will find a Manatee.

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    Artist: Baracuda

    Song: Ass Up

    Real Lyric: Put your ass in the air

    The Misheard: Put giraffes in the air

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