The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: so when do I get to sing my way?
The Misheard: so when do I get to Zimbabwe?
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Real Lyric: sometimes i walk a little faster in the school hallway just to get next to you somedays i spend a little extra time in the morning just to impress you
The Misheard: sometimes i walk a little faster than theschool hallway just to get next to yousomedays i spend a little extra time inmorning dress to impress you
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Real Lyric: Like fishing in the ocean
The Misheard: Like pi$$ing in the ocean
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Real Lyric: This time baby I'll be bulletproof.
The Misheard: This time baby I'll be burning-proof.
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Real Lyric: Deck the halls with boughs of holly, Fa la la la la, la la la la.
The Misheard: Deck the halls with bowels of holly,Fa la la la la, la la la la.
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Real Lyric: We Wish you a Merry Christmas
The Misheard: Mickey Mouse peed on the clubhouse.
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Real Lyric: Darlene, oooh Darlene, oooh Darlene, Darlene, oh oh Darlene, oh oh Darlene oooh Come on baby give me some
The Misheard: Double link, oooh double link, oooh double link, Double link, oh oh double link, oh oh double link oooh Come on baby give me some
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Real Lyric: "Oh, how she rocks in Keds and tube socks."
The Misheard: "Oh, how she rocks, and gets into socks."
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Real Lyric: I Shot the Sheriff
The Misheard: Hi, Doctor Sherry
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Real Lyric: No I can't forget this evening Or your face as you were leaving
The Misheard: Oh I can't forget the semenOn your face as you were leaving
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