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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: La Roux

    Song: Bulletproof

    Real Lyric: This time baby I'll be bulletproof.

    The Misheard: This time baby I'll be burning-proof.

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    Artist: Traditional

    Song: Deck the Halls

    Real Lyric: Deck the halls with boughs of holly, Fa la la la la, la la la la.

    The Misheard: Deck the halls with bowels of holly,Fa la la la la, la la la la.

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    Artist: Traditional

    Song: We Wish You A Merry Christmas

    Real Lyric: We Wish you a Merry Christmas

    The Misheard: Mickey Mouse peed on the clubhouse.

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    Artist: Led Zeppelin

    Song: Darlene

    Real Lyric: Darlene, oooh Darlene, oooh Darlene, Darlene, oh oh Darlene, oh oh Darlene oooh Come on baby give me some

    The Misheard: Double link, oooh double link, oooh double link, Double link, oh oh double link, oh oh double link oooh Come on baby give me some

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    Artist: Wheatus

    Song: Teenage Dirtbag

    Real Lyric: "Oh, how she rocks in Keds and tube socks."

    The Misheard: "Oh, how she rocks, and gets into socks."

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    Artist: Eric Clapton

    Song: I Shot The Sheriff

    Real Lyric: I Shot the Sheriff

    The Misheard: Hi, Doctor Sherry

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    Artist: Mariah Carey

    Song: Without You

    Real Lyric: No I can't forget this evening Or your face as you were leaving

    The Misheard: Oh I can't forget the semenOn your face as you were leaving

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    Artist: Taylor Swift

    Song: You Belong With Me

    Real Lyric: Walking the streets with you and your wore out jeans

    The Misheard: Walking the streets with you and your one eyed jeans

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    Artist: Pavarotti

    Song: La Donna e` Mobile

    Real Lyric: La donna è mobile Qual piuma al vento, Muta d'accento — e di pensiero. Sempre un amabile,

    The Misheard: La da-da boom de-a!I see your **s today,It's very big today,La da-da boom de-a!

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Philadelphia Freedom

    Real Lyric: Gave me peace of mind my daddy never had

    The Misheard: Gave me piece of mama daddy never had

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