The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I've never been attracted to a girl that's quite like you
The Misheard: I've never been attracted to a girl that's quiet like you.
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Real Lyric: American woman, get away from me American woman, mama let me be
The Misheard: Naked woman, get away from meNaked woman, mama let me be
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Real Lyric: Paninaro, Paninaro, Oh Oh Oh
The Misheard: Flying Arrow, Flying Arrow, Oh Oh Oh
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Real Lyric: I want to see you sliding in my underworld
The Misheard: I want to see you sliding in my underwear
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Real Lyric: I will go down with this ship And I won't put my hands up and surrender
The Misheard: I will go down with this shipAnd I won't poke my eyes out and surrender
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Real Lyric: Give me fuel, Give me fire, Give me that which I desire
The Misheard: Give me four,Give me five,Give me nachos on the side
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Real Lyric: You've got this new head filled up with smoke I've got my veins all tangled close To the jukebox bars you frequent The safest place to hide
The Misheard: You've got this new hair filled up with smokeI've got my bangs all tangled closeMy new jukebox plays frequently'the safest place to hide'
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Real Lyric: so when do I get to sing my way?
The Misheard: so when do I get to Zimbabwe?
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Real Lyric: sometimes i walk a little faster in the school hallway just to get next to you somedays i spend a little extra time in the morning just to impress you
The Misheard: sometimes i walk a little faster than theschool hallway just to get next to yousomedays i spend a little extra time inmorning dress to impress you
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Real Lyric: Like fishing in the ocean
The Misheard: Like pi$$ing in the ocean
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