The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I've got the cure you're thinkin' of
The Misheard: I've got to cure you're stinkin' love
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Real Lyric: Don't call your mother 'Cause now we're partners in crime
The Misheard: Don't call you mother'Cause mail order's a crime
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Real Lyric: Kiss the violets as they're waking up.
The Misheard: Kiss the violets, says the wicked owl.
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Real Lyric: Starting fights we can't talk our way out of them
The Misheard: Starting a fire-witches, are getting dug way out of there.
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Real Lyric: Hit me like a ray of sun
The Misheard: Hit me like a raisin
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Real Lyric: Got to be a joker, he just do what he please.
The Misheard: Got to be at yoga, he just do what he please.
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Real Lyric: little high, little low, anyway the wind blows
The Misheard: little high, little low, squash a mellon between your toes
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Real Lyric: You can't see past my waving hands.
The Misheard: You can’t see past my wavy hair.
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Real Lyric: Nicer than that
The Misheard: 'my southerness'
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Real Lyric: Just like the hearse, you die to get in again
The Misheard: Just like the hersheys dying to get in me again.
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