The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It's like I told you Only the lonely can play
The Misheard: It's like I told youOnly the lonely get laid
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Real Lyric: Bet you got a good gun Bet you know how To have some fun AND THEN You turn it around one me Because I'm better than the rest of the men
The Misheard: Bet you got a good gunBet you know howTo have some fun IN BEDYou turn it around on me Because I'm better than the rest of the men
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Real Lyric: I see that you're oh so sad, so quiet
The Misheard: I see that you're oh so sad on a diet.
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Real Lyric: Taking care of business every day
The Misheard: Taking care of misfits every day
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Real Lyric: Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
The Misheard: Don't mess around with the guy in shades of gold
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Real Lyric: You're a redneck heartbreak who's really bad at lying.
The Misheard: You're a red, next, park, break, it's really better lying.
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Real Lyric: So I walk around with this rope in my hand.
The Misheard: So I walk around with a wolf eating my head
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Real Lyric: I've got the cure you're thinkin' of
The Misheard: I've got to cure you're stinkin' love
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Real Lyric: Don't call your mother 'Cause now we're partners in crime
The Misheard: Don't call you mother'Cause mail order's a crime
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Real Lyric: Kiss the violets as they're waking up.
The Misheard: Kiss the violets, says the wicked owl.
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