The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Rehearsing interaction, he wasn't even there
The Misheard: Nursing an erection that wasn't even there
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Real Lyric: Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind.
The Misheard: Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my bike.
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Real Lyric: You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen
The Misheard: You are the pants machine, young and sweet, only seveteen.Pants machine, feel the beat on the tambourine oh yeah.You can do pants, you can get high, having the time of your lifeWatch that dig, look at Charlie Sheen digging the pants machine!
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Real Lyric: All pathetic flag-waving ignorant geeks
The Misheard: All pathetic butt-waving ignorant pigs
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Real Lyric: Get me outta here, 'cause my eyes are burning from these silly tears
The Misheard: Get me outta here, 'cause my eyes are burning from his silly pants
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Real Lyric: Hold up a light for me, hold up a light for me Hold up a light for me, hold up a light for me, oh
The Misheard: Audit the life form, Audit the life form,Audit the life form, Audit the life for me aw.
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Real Lyric: Chemicals displace, there is no lonlier state, than lying in this bed
The Misheard: Chemicals displace, there is no lonely steak, lying in this bed
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Real Lyric: those of us with ravaged faces
The Misheard: those of us with rabbit faces
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Real Lyric: I am american badass
The Misheard: I am american fatass
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Real Lyric: Where dreams are made of.
The Misheard: Wintry tomato.
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