The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Engine engine number nine...
The Misheard: Itchy Witchy number nine
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Real Lyric: Johnny the Rocker, du är idolen
The Misheard: Johnny the Rocker, du är som våren
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Real Lyric: Wish I could press rewind And rewrite every line To the story of me and you
The Misheard: Wish I could breastfeed wineAnd rewrite every lineTo the story of me and you
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Real Lyric: We gotta fight fight fight fight fight for this love, We gotta fight fight fight fight fight for this love, We gotta fight fight fight fight fight for this love, If its worth having, it's worth fightin' for.
The Misheard: We gotta fight fight fight fight fight for the Smurf, We gotta fight fight fight fight fight for the Smurf, We gotta fight fight fight fight fight for the Smurf, Well it's what happens with a side of pork.
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Real Lyric: My white bicycle, my white bicycle
The Misheard: My wife likes bitter, my wife likes bitter
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Real Lyric: You showed up with a black eye Looking to start a fight (Paint the black hole blacker)
The Misheard: You showed up with a black guyLooking to start a fight(Paint the black hole, black girl)
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Real Lyric: Looking out for love In the night so still Oh Ill build you a kingdom In that house on the hill Looking out for love Big, big love
The Misheard: Looking out for loveIn the night so stillOh Ill build you a kingdomIn that house on the hillLooking out for loveBig c**k of love
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Real Lyric: It's like a bad movie, she's lookin' through me
The Misheard: It's like a bad movie,she's lookin' groovy
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Real Lyric: and I've been taking care of business, every day Taking care of business, every way I've been taking care of business, it's all mine Taking care of business, and working overtime, workout
The Misheard: and I've been taking care of BISCUIT, every dayTaking care of BISCUIT, every wayI've been taking care of BISCUIT, it's all mineTaking care of BISCUIT, and working overtime, workout
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Real Lyric: We are, We Are Youth of the Na-tion
The Misheard: We are, we areYou've gotta lettuce-shine
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