The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: If you walk otu bay I'll understand because all i'll do is hurt you again.........
The Misheard: If you want a baby I'll understand but all you'll do is hurt me again........
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Real Lyric: enlarging your world
The Misheard: large onion rope
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Real Lyric: if you wanna go and take a ride wit me we're 3-wheelin in the 4 with the gold d's oh why do i live this way (hey) (must be the money)
The Misheard: if you wanna go and take a ride wit me we're 3 women in the foyer with the golden cheese oh why do i live this way(hey) (must be the bunny)
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Real Lyric: Iron Head Iron Head Iron Head
The Misheard: I am the headI am the headI am the head
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise, put up a parking lot
The Misheard: They paid paradise, put up a pock in love
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Real Lyric: I will see you. I will tell you to run. You know what they say about the young.
The Misheard: Omay sayo, omay tell you to runBobodesee bobodeyam (pronouced 'Bobodesay bobodeyum')
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Real Lyric: A brand new house on an episode of Cribs... ...a big black jet with a bedroom in it... ...a new tour bus full of old guitars... ...with the latest dictionary of today's who's who... ...I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors
The Misheard: A brand new ass on an episode of Cribs......a big black gym with a bedroom in it......a new tool bus full of old guitars......with the latest dictionary of today 'Suzu......I'm gonna sing those songs that'll bend the censors
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Real Lyric: You're breaking my heart, shaking me off the part.
The Misheard: You're breaking my heart, shaking me off the pot.
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Real Lyric: The man in the crowd with the multicoloured mirrors On his hobnail boots
The Misheard: The man in the crowd with the multicoloured mirrorsOn his Hotmail boots
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Real Lyric: So we'll fight against the winds, for the glory of the kings, to defeat the evil enemies. And we'll ride with our lord, for the power and the throne...
The Misheard: So we fight against the Wii, for the glory of the key, to defeat the evil enemies. And we rally on the boat, for the power and the throne...
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