The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hit me with your best shot!
The Misheard: Hit me with your Bisharp!
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Real Lyric: Foot on the pedal Never ever false metal Engine running hotter than a boiling kettle
The Misheard: Foot on the pedal Never ever false metal Engine running hotter than a boy named kettle
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Real Lyric: Living with a lover with a radar phone
The Misheard: Living with a lover with a red IPhone
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Real Lyric: Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours
The Misheard: Down to the river, Onions!
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: Who's the lucky lady
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Real Lyric: Four colly birds, three French hens, two turtle doves
The Misheard: Four calling birds, three Frenchmen to turtle dust
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Real Lyric: Right now I gotta keep a tunnel vision
The Misheard: Right now I got carpal tunnel vision
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Real Lyric: My dromedary dreams
The Misheard: I robbed a Dairy Queen
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Real Lyric: You don't care about how I feel! I don't feel there anymore!
The Misheard: You don't care 'bout how I feel! I don't feel her anymore!
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Real Lyric: You can call it what you want, but I call it messing with the kid
The Misheard: You can call it what you want, but I call it messing with your kin
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