The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: tonight i am the drug you cant deny, G-A-B-E is gonna get you high, my love is electric
The Misheard: tonight i am the drug you can't deny, GHB ain't gonna get you high, my love is electric
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Real Lyric: My beats per minute never been the same
The Misheard: My beach permit has never been the same
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Real Lyric: She said she'll rough you up, all the way
The Misheard: She said she'll f**k you up, every day
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Real Lyric: You took a whole lot of lovin for a hand full of nothin
The Misheard: You took a whole lot of lovin for a hand full of muffins.
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Real Lyric: Sand's a time of its own
The Misheard: Since the time I was born
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Real Lyric: She's a Killer Queen, Gunpowder Gelatine
The Misheard: She's a Killer Queen, Not bad at Jeopardy
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Real Lyric: What's the latest way that a man can die Screaming hallelujah
The Misheard: What's the latest way that a man can dieScreaming at a lawyer
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Real Lyric: If you walk otu bay I'll understand because all i'll do is hurt you again.........
The Misheard: If you want a baby I'll understand but all you'll do is hurt me again........
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Real Lyric: enlarging your world
The Misheard: large onion rope
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Real Lyric: if you wanna go and take a ride wit me we're 3-wheelin in the 4 with the gold d's oh why do i live this way (hey) (must be the money)
The Misheard: if you wanna go and take a ride wit me we're 3 women in the foyer with the golden cheese oh why do i live this way(hey) (must be the bunny)
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