The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Oh girl, you make me such a lush I used to be love drunk, but now I'm hungover I love you forever, forever is over We used to kiss all night, now it's just a bar fight So don't call me crying, say hello then goodbye
The Misheard: Oh girl, you make me such a nursernI used to be love drunk, but now I'm who knows whatrnI love you forever, forever is outsidernWe used to kiss all night, now it's just a c**k fightrnSo don't call me lady, say hello to goodbye
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Real Lyric: For auld lang syne
The Misheard: Oh old lang zine
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Real Lyric: On my radar
The Misheard: Operator
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Real Lyric: I, I'm driving black on black...
The Misheard: I am driving like I'm black
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Real Lyric: But it's no joke; it's doing me harm
The Misheard: But Mr. Mojo is doing my harm
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Real Lyric: All day, staring at the ceiling Making friends with shadows on my wall
The Misheard: All day, staring at the ceiling nakedFriends with shadows on my wall
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Real Lyric: Father into your hands, why have you forsaken me
The Misheard: Foghorn Leghorn, why have you forsaken me
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Real Lyric: Once upon a time in my life ... I went faaaaaaaalling
The Misheard: Once upon a time in my life... I went boooooooowling
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Real Lyric: Lay me down in sheets of linen
The Misheard: Lay me down in cheese and lemons
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Real Lyric: You know I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it.
The Misheard: You know I'm bad, I'm bad Shamoan.
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