The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: No more of them lunatic thoughts time's up for the Don Quixot
The Misheard: No more of them lunatic thoughts time's upfor the Donkey Shot
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Real Lyric: Honey bring it close to my lips
The Misheard: I'm only bringing salt tonight
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Real Lyric: Don't let nobody pick your fun
The Misheard: Don't let nobody pick your bum
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Real Lyric: And my advice for those who die; declare the pennies on your eyes.
The Misheard: And my advice for those who die; keep leather panties on your eyes.
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Real Lyric: Oh, bring us a figgy pudding
The Misheard: Oh, bring us some navy pudding...
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Real Lyric: Together forever we two
The Misheard: Together forever wit chu
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Real Lyric: If somebody tries to take my place Let's pretend we just can't see his face
The Misheard: If somebody tries to take my brainsLet's pretend we just can't see his face
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Real Lyric: Oh girl, you make me such a lush I used to be love drunk, but now I'm hungover I love you forever, forever is over We used to kiss all night, now it's just a bar fight So don't call me crying, say hello then goodbye
The Misheard: Oh girl, you make me such a nursernI used to be love drunk, but now I'm who knows whatrnI love you forever, forever is outsidernWe used to kiss all night, now it's just a c**k fightrnSo don't call me lady, say hello to goodbye
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Real Lyric: For auld lang syne
The Misheard: Oh old lang zine
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Real Lyric: On my radar
The Misheard: Operator
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