The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I want a big black jet with a bedroom in it, gonna join the mile high club at 37,000 feet.
The Misheard: I want a big black chair with a bedroom in it, gonna join the mile light club at 37,000 weeks.
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Real Lyric: Hey kids, shake it loose together
The Misheard: Hey kids, tape your knees together
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Real Lyric: I'm commin' up so you better get this party started
The Misheard: I've got a knife so you better get this party started
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Real Lyric: Heartbreak Blvd
The Misheard: Rockin wooley wart
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Real Lyric: If you loved me you would be here with me
The Misheard: If you loved me you would be here Whitney
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Real Lyric: But 'till I get myself straight I guess I'll just have to wait In my rubber suit, rubbin' these cars
The Misheard: But 'till I get myself straightI guess I'll just have to waitIn my rubber-suit, rubber-knees car
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Real Lyric: Control yourself Take only what you need from them
The Misheard: Show yourselfTake only what you need from me
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Real Lyric: Make the night cats stop and stare
The Misheard: Make all the naughty cats stop and stare
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Real Lyric: Rocket man.....burning up his fuse up here alone
The Misheard: Rocket man....girl, your diamond shoes are very long
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Real Lyric: That man's gonna be my death
The Misheard: That man's gonna be my dad
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