The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: We're so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully pretty!
The Misheard: Oh one-three one-three one-three one-three kitty!
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Real Lyric: I will be your Ferdinand And you my wayward girl
The Misheard: I will be your father manAnd you my whaler girl
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Real Lyric: A taste of honey
The Misheard: The Easter Bunny
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Real Lyric: I go around a time or two, just to waste my time with you.
The Misheard: I go around to tie my shoe, just to waste my time with you.
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Real Lyric: His boy, Elroy!
The Misheard: His wife, Elroy!
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Real Lyric: Soulja boy up in dat ho watch me crank and watch me roll
The Misheard: Fresh outa panty-hoesoops i swear i didn't know
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Real Lyric: Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston Even when taking your lumps
The Misheard: Every guy here'd love to be you, GastonEven when taking their dumps.
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Real Lyric: With hairspray and denim
The Misheard: Oh we'll spray tan them
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Real Lyric: Someone out there will find me
The Misheard: I wish a wooly bear will find me
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Real Lyric: I'm shedding every color
The Misheard: I'm s**ting every color
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