The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And you play it coy, but it's kind of cute
The Misheard: And you play your card, but it's kind of cuteorAnd you pull your coat, but it's kind of cute
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Real Lyric: I've been doing things worthwhile You've been booking time
The Misheard: Whiteman doing things worthwhile, Newsman's cooking time
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Real Lyric: Just point me east & let me go
The Misheard: Some b***h Somewhere There's a big umbrella casting shit over an empty chair
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Real Lyric: I dont have a lot of money but we'll be fine , no I dont have a penny but I'll show you a real good time
The Misheard: I dont have a lotto monkey but we'll be fine, no I dont have a fanny but I'll show you a real good time
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Real Lyric: count the headlights on the highway
The Misheard: count the headlice on the highway
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Real Lyric: Met my old lover at the grocery store
The Misheard: Am I no longer at the grocery store
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Real Lyric: They're generating steam heat
The Misheard: they're generating CDs
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Real Lyric: Feel a change is good for you.
The Misheard: Belichick is good for you.
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Real Lyric: I looking for a lover who will come on in and cover me
The Misheard: im looking for my mother to come on in and cuddle me
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Real Lyric: Can't touch this
The Misheard: Intestines
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