The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "...eying little girls with bad intent."
The Misheard: "...eying little girls with baggy tits."
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Real Lyric: I feel numb
The Misheard: Oh free your mind
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba dee da ba da
The Misheard: I'm blue if I was green I would die.
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Real Lyric: Found my baby eating, with some other man.
The Misheard: Found my baby sleeping, with some other man.
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Real Lyric: As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti.
The Misheard: As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like a lepressabove the surrogate eve.
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Real Lyric: Some nights you're carved in ice.
The Misheard: Some nights you're c**kin' ice.
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Real Lyric: I'm not a trendy **shole, I do what I want, I do what I feel like.
The Misheard: I'm not a trendy **shole,you are the one,I do what I feel like.
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Real Lyric: Help me Rhonda, help help me Rhonda.
The Misheard: Help me Honda,help help me Honda.
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Real Lyric: It's like my iPod stuck on replay
The Misheard: It's like my eyeballs stuck on replay
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Real Lyric: (Crawl from the) egg to feed on mother's frustration
The Misheard: Elvis fed on mother's frustration
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