The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Deck the halls with boughs of holly
The Misheard: Dick the horse eats lots of lollies
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Real Lyric: australian's all let us rejoice for we are yound and free
The Misheard: australians all let us ring joice for she is young and free
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Real Lyric: A daydream spills from my corked head Breaks free of my wooden neck Left a nod over sleeping waves Like bobbing bait for bathing cod Floating flocks of candle swans Slowly drift across wax ponds
The Misheard: Hot daydream spills from my quartetBreaks free of my wooden netLacks a nod of whistling wavesLike barbie bay for baying carsFloating stocks of candle cardsSlowly drift across white sparks
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Real Lyric: All I want is to have my peace of mind
The Misheard: All I want is to have a piece of pie
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty deeds and a dunder chief
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Real Lyric: This is dedicated to the one I love
The Misheard: This is dedicated to the one-eyed bug
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna withdraw my labour of love...
The Misheard: I'm gonna whitewash my navel with gloss...
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Real Lyric: Constant craving Has always been
The Misheard: Don't stand in gravyI'll always win
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Real Lyric: We are the crowd We're coming out
The Misheard: Weed on the crowdIt kept coming out
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Real Lyric: Jane says, "I'm done with Sergio."
The Misheard: Jane says, "Don't wear Sergios."
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