The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: somebody hurt my soul now, who is it? i can't take this stuff no more
The Misheard: somebody heard my so now, who is it?i can't take this sh*t no more
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Real Lyric: Shut up and eat!
The Misheard: Shut up, Brenda Lee!
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Real Lyric: Extra sugar, extra salt, extra oil, MSG!
The Misheard: Extra sugar, extra salt, extra oil, energy!
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Real Lyric: And I'm on my knees Looking for the answer
The Misheard: And I`m on my kneeslooking for my lenses
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Real Lyric: Sweet dreams are made of this
The Misheard: Sweet dreams are made of piss
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Real Lyric: Mamase mamasa mamakusa
The Misheard: I'ma saying I'm the son of a monkey, sir
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Real Lyric: Can you keep up, baby boy you make me lose my breath
The Misheard: Kenyan people, baby boy you make me lose my bread
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Real Lyric: Deck the halls with boughs of holly
The Misheard: Dick the horse eats lots of lollies
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Real Lyric: australian's all let us rejoice for we are yound and free
The Misheard: australians all let us ring joice for she is young and free
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Real Lyric: A daydream spills from my corked head Breaks free of my wooden neck Left a nod over sleeping waves Like bobbing bait for bathing cod Floating flocks of candle swans Slowly drift across wax ponds
The Misheard: Hot daydream spills from my quartetBreaks free of my wooden netLacks a nod of whistling wavesLike barbie bay for baying carsFloating stocks of candle cardsSlowly drift across white sparks
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